Yesterday I Was in Short Sleeves

I'm boycotting the weather, I've decided. It's simply too cold. Yesterday I was in Las Vegas, where it was nice and warm. Today I think my face fell off just walking to class.

Anyway, you don't care about freezing cold Philadelphia! Let me tell you about Fabulous Las Vegas!

Las Vegas is a crazy, crazy town. You've never seen more money poured into one place in your entire life. It's in the middle of the desert, so everything is fake. So that's kind of impressive yet creepy at the same time. It is a gorgeous city, though. Let's look at some pictures!


This is the water show outside the Bellagio hotel, which I'm obsessed with. Every half hour, they do a crazy water show with these fountains and water cannons which shoot water about 100 feet in the air. It was pretty sweet, to say the least.



The Mirage Hotel



This is some lady that was standing outside Bally's handing out coupons for some show or something.



Me inside the Bellagio



More water show


My battery on my camera died and I didn't bring the charger, so that's why I only have a few pictures.

Something interesting about the people that actually live in Las Vegas, is that they all seem like they hate themselves. They all look completely miserable. The waiters, the cab drivers, even the girls that work at Wallgreens look like at any moment they could just jump off the top of the Wynn. I guess it just goes to show you that money really can't buy happiness. Here you are, living is the most gorgeously manufactured city in the world, and you're miserable. Apparently some people enjoy living there, I've heard. I didn't meet any of them. I think everyone who was visiting was too drunk to notice either way.

Overall, I had a pretty good time. I didn't lose any money gambling, I saw a lot of really awesome stuff, and it was warm!

Creepy

What's creepy is that I've began to update this blog in a similar pattern to which you masturbate: frequent and quick.

Worst Idea Ever

Live TV on every single computer workstation in the TECH center. So, basically, just when you think you're leaving your distraction-filled apartment to get some work done, BOOYA! The Colbert Report, Bitches!

Forgot to change tender, Y'ALL

"Y'all" is a great word. Possibly one of my favorites. I like to use it all the time, especially when addressing only one person, because then it's delightfully unnecessary. However, as much as I like it, I think putting it on official documents makes them less official. So it's probably best left to the pros in situations like that.

Ok I'm gonna get drunk now. Maybe.

My Room's a Mess. So's My Life.

Ok, not really true, but my room is a mess. But, when/if I clean it, I resolve to get more organized. Maybe if my room is clean, everything else will fall into place! And that may just include updating this more! And maybe doing something with my old website! I know "Coming Soon" is great and all, but even I'm starting to get sick of it. I think it'd be great to take more pictures, too. That would give all your folks who can't read (you know who you are) a chance to really get involved! But, who are we kidding! None of that's likely to happen!

“Same shit, different day. You know how it is.”

No, man, I don’t know how it is. I don’t know how your shit is, but my shit is different from day-to-day. If it were the same, it would be like the 1993 Bill Murray classic, Groundhog Day. Although I guess that would be same shit, same day. You get the idea. Anyway, when I run into you randomly on the sidewalk, and ask you how it’s going, don’t tell me “same shit, different day.” First of all, I don’t really care how it’s going. I’m just being polite. Second of all, if your life is so mundane and repetitive, why don’t you just kill yourself? Telling me about it certainly isn’t solving anything.

“So what’s the deal, you asshole?”

You know, I think I have a bottle of Haterade in my fridge. I can pour you a glass if you’d like.

You probably don’t realize this, because you don’t have a webpage (or any hobbies for public display), because you’re not clever or smart enough, but when people do stuff on their own time, like, for free, they don’t really appreciate getting criticized. While I welcome your comments and your right to a freedom of expression, simply bugging me to update more is not as all-inspiring as you might think.

You probably don’t realize this either, but the majority of my time is not spent at my computer. I go to school full time, I have a job, I have a girlfriend, and I have friends (human friends, at that). Sadly, it’s not all TV, candy, and booze for me. I update when I have something to write about, when I have time. If you think I suck so much, stop clicking the links in my profile.