Let's Step Up Our A-Game

Folks, the forecast high today is 38 degrees, and as I see it, we've got no one to blame but ourselves. The average high this time of year is 56! We need to be out there driving cars, clearing rainforests, and burning fossil fuels. Whose fault is it that Global Warming isn't happening fast enough? It's yours. So get out there with your riding lawn mower and your H2. Make us proud!