Now I've Seen It All

As you may or may not know, I recently joined MySpace. I wouldn't recommend it; I hate it. I think it sucks. Big time.

Anyway, MySpace has a habit of publishing these God-awful banner ads inviting you to do some bizarre things. Some previous ads I've seen include "name the rapper" "shoot the bunny" and "outlift arnie." Today, however, I was instructed to "outknit saddam."

Yes, apparently now that Saddam is locked up, he has a lot of free time on his hands, so he's taken up a little knitting. And who is his number one competition? Oh, I bet you guessed it:
That's right, none other than Georgie Dubs himself. And of course they're not knitting scarves or sweaters; they're knitting national flags. Simply adorable. As tempting as this offer for a free ringtone was, I reluctantly declined. I only hope I don't live to regret it for the rest of my life.