Folks, Y'all Really Need to Work on Your People Skills

Ok, you know something's bad if I have to write about it in my blog. People: when I call you, call me back. It's that simple. It's a good skill to have. Being able to return phone calls, that is. It'll come in real handy in the future. Trust me. So if nothing else, just call me back for practice. Because apparently you need it.

Now I've Seen It All

As you may or may not know, I recently joined MySpace. I wouldn't recommend it; I hate it. I think it sucks. Big time.

Anyway, MySpace has a habit of publishing these God-awful banner ads inviting you to do some bizarre things. Some previous ads I've seen include "name the rapper" "shoot the bunny" and "outlift arnie." Today, however, I was instructed to "outknit saddam."

Yes, apparently now that Saddam is locked up, he has a lot of free time on his hands, so he's taken up a little knitting. And who is his number one competition? Oh, I bet you guessed it:
That's right, none other than Georgie Dubs himself. And of course they're not knitting scarves or sweaters; they're knitting national flags. Simply adorable. As tempting as this offer for a free ringtone was, I reluctantly declined. I only hope I don't live to regret it for the rest of my life.

Your Away Message Beats My Class

Well, I should rephrase. Checking your away message beats my going to class. And I suppose Frosted Mini-Wheats play a pivotal role in the matter, as well. In actuality, your away message is usually pretty terrible.

I've also noticed a pattern in the awfulness of away messages. If you're like me, you have almost 200 buddies on your list, none of whom you actually talk to. If you're also like me, you organize them into subgroups, such as "A List Buddies," "B List Buddies," etc. Well, as you might have guessed, the farther down on the list you go, the worse and worse the away messages and profiles are. It's quite an interesting phenomena. Maybe I'll write a book about it. It'd be called "Your Away Message Sucks: An Impartial Study on Why We Make Bad Away Messages."

Um, "Fuck You, Global Warming"?

Hi there. It's been a relatively long time since I've posted something. Nothing really has been happening. I mean, I could keep talking about how strange the weather's been, but they seems to get a little old after a while.

How about a little interactivity?? The question of the day post is:

Does putting sleigh bells in a song make that song a Christmas song? Tell me what you think!

If it does, then my favorite Christmas song is Coolio's "Rollin' With My Homies"