“So what’s the deal, you asshole?”

You know, I think I have a bottle of Haterade in my fridge. I can pour you a glass if you’d like.

You probably don’t realize this, because you don’t have a webpage (or any hobbies for public display), because you’re not clever or smart enough, but when people do stuff on their own time, like, for free, they don’t really appreciate getting criticized. While I welcome your comments and your right to a freedom of expression, simply bugging me to update more is not as all-inspiring as you might think.

You probably don’t realize this either, but the majority of my time is not spent at my computer. I go to school full time, I have a job, I have a girlfriend, and I have friends (human friends, at that). Sadly, it’s not all TV, candy, and booze for me. I update when I have something to write about, when I have time. If you think I suck so much, stop clicking the links in my profile.