Attention: Random Teenage Girls

Who are you? How do you find me on MySpace? Why do you want to be my friend?

Does this happen to anyone else? For some reason, I have recently been inundated with friend invitations on MySpace from random teenage girls. There appears to be no pattern or correlation among these girls. They vary in age from 14 to 19, live in various parts of the country, and appear to have nothing in common other than their apparent adoration of yours truly.

Of course I approve these friend requests, seeing as how I am relatively new to MySpace and feel my number of friends is a quintessential quantization of my coolness. Maybe once I have over a million friends like Dance Cook I will overcome this inferiority complex. We can only hope and pray. Well, you can pray. I can just hope.

You Poor People!

It's been so long since I posted last! What have you been doing? Well, if you're reading this now then you obviously haven't hanged yourself, so that's good news. I do need an audience, after all.

I have been ironically busy during the summer, the supposedly lazy season. I'm taking a class, still working at Zara, and interning at Wired 96.5 where I'm affectionately known as "Seacrest the Gay Intern." Try to tune in when you can (6:00 - 10:00am); I've been on a few times now.

Other than that, nothing spectacularly new has been happening. I am slowly succumbing to the inevitable all-consuming wrath of MySpace, so I've been putting a little bit of time into that. If you're into that sort of thing, you can add me at myspace.com/davidkrieger (original, I know).

I'll leave it at that. I know any more than 4 paragraphs is really pushing it with you people.