Attention: Random Teenage Girls

Who are you? How do you find me on MySpace? Why do you want to be my friend?

Does this happen to anyone else? For some reason, I have recently been inundated with friend invitations on MySpace from random teenage girls. There appears to be no pattern or correlation among these girls. They vary in age from 14 to 19, live in various parts of the country, and appear to have nothing in common other than their apparent adoration of yours truly.

Of course I approve these friend requests, seeing as how I am relatively new to MySpace and feel my number of friends is a quintessential quantization of my coolness. Maybe once I have over a million friends like Dance Cook I will overcome this inferiority complex. We can only hope and pray. Well, you can pray. I can just hope.