Celebrity Endorsements Are Fun!

Why is it that retired athletes are so popular for sponsoring erectile dysfunction drugs? Of course, athletes make great sponsors, but it seems like the message they send is that once you hit 40, you get ED. But I want to know, what about younger people with ED? Don’t they have feelings? Isn’t there someone who can be a spokesperson for them? I think LeBron James should be the official guy for Levitra. The commercial would probably go something like this:

HI, I’M NBA SUPERSTAR LEBRON JAMES. WHEN I’M NOT WEARING NIKE OR DRINKING SPRITE, I’M FUCKIN’ THE BITCHES AND SLAPPIN’ THE HOES. BUT TAKE IT FROM ME: IT’S NO PICNIC. WHILE I NEVER GET TIRED OF SLAPPIN’ THE HOES, SOMETIMES I JUST CAN’T FIND THE INNER STRENGTH TO FUCK THE BITCHES, EVEN WHEN I LOOK TO MAGIC JOHNSON FOR INSPIRATION. THAT’S WHY I TAKE LEVITRA. LEVITRA GETS ME BACK IN THE GAME! IT’S A SLAM DUNK! THANKS, LEVITRA!