Mmmm.... Salty.

If you didn't know it was supposed to snow tonight, all you had to do was walk outside and listen to the crunch-crunch of the salty goodness of the sidewalk. It's snowed so seldom this winter, everyone gets all excited and prepares for SnowFest 2006 every time they forecast an inch. But you know, if we all wore Ludacris-toasted Pumas, we wouldn't need to salt the sidewalks. Our SHOES would melt the snow.

Ponder that, Socrates.